10. Dead Or Alive

Holly Valance in bikini scrap! Hottie Valance attempts to put an end to the blondes v brunettes debate in this bikini-clad martial arts fight.

9. Carry On Girls

Retro bra-tugging naughtiness! It’s Peggy Mitchell as you’ve never seen her before. Not only does she strip to her smalls, good ol’ Babs Windsor also wrestles her enemy to the ground and undresses her in a jealous rage. I wonder how that would go down in the Vic.

8. The Mummy Returns

Sultry Egyptian fisticuffs! Rachel Weisz proves that well-behaved British girls can hold their own in a fight. Because battling an evil Egyptian mummy princess is a likely scenario.

7. Kill Bill

Gorgeous blondes get vicious! Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah make an amazingly sexy scene, if not for the fact they’re both wearing far too many clothes. The squashed eyeball is also slightly off-putting.

6. Batman And Robin

Poison Ivy v Batgirl! Uma’s at it again. Sets more at home in pantomime and cringe-worthy lines such as “You’re about to become compost” make this the cheesiest fight online. But all is forgiven after the inclusion of tighter-that-tight head-to-toe PVC.

5. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Oriental babes battle! Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is renowned for its martial arts scenes. Though this Chinese honey scrap definitely could have been improved if they both wore bikinis.

4. Catwoman

Halle Berry v Sharon Stone! A PVC-clad Berry takes on Stone in her post-Basic Instinct leg-crossing days.

3. Foxy Brown

Exploitation film bar fight! This retro clip has to score high purely for the pink see-through top, and nipples so hard they could probably carve diamonds. Plus the inclusion of lesbians has to be saluted.

2. From Russia With Love

Ethnic crop-top catfight! James Bond indulges in the perks of the job. Tribal women fighting over their future husband is surely any red-blooded man’s dream.

1. Disaster Movie

Carmen Electra v Kim Kardashian! Cleavage shots and tight clothing aplenty make this clip of Electra and Kardashian unmissable.