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    Posted on June 14th, 2009

    Written by euphoria

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    Look how some of people in Denmark have fun. You’d probably find similar freaks in every country, thou these images are from Denmark.

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    1. Drummer
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      OK, so what’s the big deal here? Making fun of people because they aren’t Brad Pitt or whatever isn’t cool. I don’t see the purpose of this list.

    2. joe
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      well the thing is…….americans (and i guess everyone in general) are so used to seeing sexy and beautiful people in clubs, so this is a big break from the norm, and i guess internet-worthy.

    3. jimmy
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      what a fucking ridiculous list

    4. Lasse
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      omg. i am from denmark myself, and i really dont see the point in this list ?
      - you can find people like this in any country, and really, we cant all be models ?

    5. nick
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      stop inbreading find a biddie that aint your aunt

    6. Justin
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      Joe…Your wrong. It all depends on the pics you take. I’m from OSU campus where we have many hot woman at clubs. All I need is a camera and a eye for taking pics of the worse at each club I go to. You could then make OSU look like they only let ugly fat girls in there school. I bet Denmark has many hot women, they are just not in these pics.

    7. Dave
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      No Justin, sorry to dissappoint you but I am from Denmark myself and I have done a lot of travelling all over the world. Danes are truly the ugliest people on the planet, I guarantee you. It is strange, considering we are so close to both Norway and Sweden, where some of the hottest women in the world live. But our beer is cheaper, so we can make peolpe look more attractive :)

    8. Justin
      Jun 14th
      Reply

      lmao. Thanks Dave for clearing that up then. *looking down* (I now must kill myself, for there is no hope…)

    9. David
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      Doesn’t look any stupider than an average club here in the US.

    10. Dickless
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      Haha, EPIC. Look at all these whiny bitches. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

    11. LookieLoo
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      I did not see a single woman in those pictures that I weould not consider having sex with.

    12. Justin
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      Dickless Says: My name says it all.

    13. [...] extremos XD) buenos dias amigos freaks tenia otro concepto de las discos de dinamarca, oye Best of Denmark night clubs – Magazine 13 __________________ Ley de Murphy, cap

    14. Froyo
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      The third picture from the bottom..are those coke leftovers up that guy’s nose?
      Denmark looks very sweaty.

    15. Line
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      I’m from Denmark and I was laughing hard looking at these pics.. Come on it’s just for fun doesn’t have anything to do with us danish people in general. At least I don’t take this personal :)
      also, the girls in the pics aren’t all that bad!!

      PS: everybody has the right to go out and have fun :D

    16. Uh Huh
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      I love how everyone bashes America and its people….yet time and time again I see pics from other countries with kids “throwing up gang signs” wonder where that came from….lol

    17. brittany
      Jun 15th
      Reply

      Damn I’m never going to Denmark..I think I’ll stick to the sexy people in Florida!

    18. Remi
      Jun 17th
      Reply

      I’m frem Denmark and these pictures aint the worst I’v seen in danish clubs and funny how other danish comments in here are offended by these pictures haha… -And Dave, you are right. -And Brittany, we don’t want DOUCHE BAGS like you in Danmark anyway, so please just stay the hell out of Danmark and the rest of Europe xD -Take care all

    19. mista jett
      Jun 18th
      Reply

      quit sticking up for your people, who cares if people are laughing at some funny looking people, denmark is probably a nice place, but still, those are some ugly people lol

    20. [...] Eén van de eerste grote internethypes, danwel virals, die ons mannen nachtenlang van de straat hield waren de Denmark By Night en Nightleif.dk partyfoto’s. Foto’s van met name vrouwen (meisjes) die maar wat graag hun meest sexy pose voor de camera presenteerden, al dan niet met tong in decolleté van stapvriendin. Tegenwoordig zijn de Deense sites offline en vragen we ons af hoe het nachtleven er in Denemarken anno 2009 uit ziet. Welnu, op deze site vonden we het bewijs dat het nachtleven in het Kongeriget nog steeds bruist. [...]

    21. joe
      Jun 18th
      Reply

      Justin,

      i was trying to say the same thing you did. people are used to seeing all those hot supermodel-types in the club, but what they dont realize is that there’s some ugly fucks up in the club ahah. these photos expose those ugly ppl

    22. Abraham Campbell
      Jun 26th
      Reply

      Joe you still dont get it, this is not about exposing ugly people in clubs, While these are photos of people at clubs ugly people are not being singled out. People from denmark are on average for lack of a better word UGLY. Just like asians have small eyes people from denmark are naturally ugly.

    23. w
      Jun 29th
      Reply

      freeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaks

    24. ben
      Jul 25th
      Reply

      hilarious. relax.

    25. UUUU
      Aug 10th
      Reply

      LOOOOOOOL xD maybe this “night club” is a mental hospital or something ?

    26. WTF DAVE! Du kan sgu da umuligt vaere fra Danmark, det hellige rige, fucking bums! Danmark har faktisk de paeneste piger/kvinder paa denne klode, det er blevet kaaret saadan, og har (naesten) altid vaeret saadan!

      What i’ve just explained to the bum, Dave, is that we in Denmark have been nominated to be the most attractive people in the world, women are hot like hell, blond, tall, (mostly) thin, and even chubby girls can be pretty! The men of Denmark are also attractive, not only because of the looks, but men in Denmark are tall, alot of natural muscles, willing to help around the house and helping with taking care of the children. All in all, Denmark have the best looks in average. Besides, i’ve went to school with the person in the right of picture 8.. He’s kind of retardet, something like Dawn Syndrome or something like that. The person next to him is hes less luckier brother ^^.

    27. ftr all my x’es and my fuckbuddies are smooooking hot, i’m telling ya. Oh, i’ve also forgot to tell, we are the country with most models due to how small we indeed are. :) I would personly refeer a danish girl then a woman from the US, not because you’r average women are ugly, but you slack with the attractive ones. ;) Danish girls, as well with other northern countries like Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Feric Islands, are naturally beatiful. I’m proud of being a dane.

      Fuck yall ;)

    28. john
      Sep 10th
      Reply

      Haha I love all of the people from Denmark who are upset over this. Get a sense of humor! Come on, wouldn’t you want us to laugh at your American jokes?

      Btw, be honest with yourselves. The vast majority of danish are really ugly! :-D /s

    29. Lee
      Sep 12th
      Reply

      Pretty funny :D .
      Every country has this group of people though.
      In reality, having been in Denmark and experienced the night life in Copenhagen, i don’t think you will find as many good looking females in one place anywhere. And the guys are not generally that aweful, i found the tatted up muscle guys way more of a hassle than these people.
      To be honest i think this denotes the openness of the danish nightlife. You can be beautiful, or… less than good looking. American or Argentinian, doesn’t matter you can have a good time there.

    30. The one from Sweden
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      Haha! that some ugly son´s of bitches. At least in sweden we have some good looking girls, but i guess you all knew that xD.

    31. t boy
      Oct 30th
      Reply

      i like your magazine.

    32. Lisa Koika
      Nov 23rd
      Reply

      I’m from Denmark as well. And I’ve found some of this pictures pretty funny. Especially the second last.

    33. palla
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      “Abraham Campbell” that’s just mean. not all people in Denmark are ugly, i’ve seen many hot people from Denmark. and i’m pretty sure you have many ugly people in your country aswell.

    34. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      because you’re probably also very ugly so you get sad when people make fun of your kind.

    35. SHiTHeAD
      Sep 20th
      Reply

      Haha Fag…

    36. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      yes we can!

    37. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      americans are ugly

    38. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      why are you lying? OSU campus chicks smells like poo

    39. SHiTHeAD
      Sep 20th
      Reply

      Im from Sweden and we dont have that ugly people in our clubs. They stay home… in the dark… so nobody can see them.

    40. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      no not even beer will help :/

    41. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      yeay kill your self kill yourself! :D :D:D

    42. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      all clubs in the us looks like that dooh!

    43. Gay
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      wrong! it is all the danish people in general

    44. AhmedDeadTerrorist
      Sep 15th
      Reply

      Hahaha true man!

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