Hot Chicks With Douchebags

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Posted on January 23rd, 2010

Written by rale

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This year in 2009, Douchebags continued to hookup with the Hotts. Courtesy of Jay Louis, here are the nominees and winners of biggest douches for 2009:

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Allaiyah

Buttered Douche Baguettes. Amazing how many of them have fake tits to compliment their boyfriends’ fake tans.
Jon

One thing that’s not mentioned is that these girls are probably so fucking annoying that no NORMAL guy would want to be around them. True, some of them are hot, but who wants to be with an annoying cunt anyways??
Whateva

Half of those pics are of the same dipshit.
KG

really’??? notice all these guys are white worms’… ha!
Humunculus

Most of the girls in these photos aren’t remotely hot.
ken

Looks like a NJ guinea festival. Fukin vain blue veiners
loop

Just looks like a bunch of douche bags with douche bags to me. Most of them look perfect for eachother. What a load of tools.
dwayne

They can keep these herpes-incrusted fuck dolls to themselves. I hope all the steroids, tanning and drinking has left these fucktards incapable of breeding.
Pitah

Here’s the thing, their family and friends seem not to mind what they look like. But, someone must have submitted these photos. If your my friend I would let you look like this — let alone leave the house looking like this. This is soo fascinating I cant stop looking.
Kim

“Just looks like a bunch of douche bags with douche bags to me. Most of them look perfect for eachother. What a load of tools.”

AMEN TO THAT!
brennarae3

where are scott and kourtney?

alphawolf

Ah nice. I just got the reference.

Pernille

I don’t think I can stop laughing

The guy on the third picture is a guy who calls himself Sidney Lee (he is on reality tv here in denmark).. He brags about being a professional wrestler and gamer.. He has told the medias that his IQ is 150 but he doesn’t want to prove it.

Believe me.. he is actually as stupid as he looks.
bLoNdiiee

cant believe some of these chix… they are the db’s for takin pix with the guys…. they look like sluts if u ask me… and some of the dudes are hottt! lol
nestor

Well some of these women aren’t that hot.
Most look high maintenance.
sarah

ha ha dont they know that you should sue if your tan turned out that bad. why did the girls even let them out of the house
….

smells like envy
Blaaahah

Almost puked on the last one
Theshlobs

I’m sure they all have lovely personalities. In some cases, pairs of personalities…..
http://mikithebeat.tumblr.com Miki

OMG 19th picture down – went to high school with that girl. We called her chewbaca cause she was monstrously tall and was dumb as a bag of rocks which would explain why she was hanging out with a guy with two goatees.
howard

I get the impression you all WOULD crawl over the girls to get to the “guys”
bosco

Does Mr. Wonka know this many of his oompa loompas have escaped the factory!?!
Amir Bengali

This is So Sick
potatoes

to me the dudes are just as ugly as the girls are….whores galore and dogs belong together…keep your stds…
Chriss

funny how half of these are of the same guy.
Lother

The girl on 5th photo is drop dead gorgeous!
Mason

The guy in the 12th picture is very obviously gay and the girl is his faghag. Not to mention she’s not even remotely attractive. But yes he is probably a douche judging by the fake tan, frosted tips, and whorish mouth.
http://www.yams.com MarkSpizer

great post as usual!
Flava Flav

#16 is set to die from skin cancer in 3..2…1…
DouglasUrantia

What I see here are the perfect couples. Each person has one half brain. Together they kinda make one person. A perfect match…almost. Can you imagine the offspring?
http://www.nicotinefaq.com Brooke Morris

Sunblocks can also reduce the incidence of skin cancer by preventing UV to harm your skin.~:.
Jim

Anybody wonder just how many of these guys are actually gay friends and not boyfriends?
kedu

i like it………. above photos but short
Phillip

If we extend the list of photos by a few 100 I think we’ll have covered the next 10 years candidates for the Darwin awards.
moulebitte

Why is there the same guy like 6 or 7 times…oh yes he really looks like the king of jerks
Nikki

The one picture is JWOWW from the show The Jersey Shore
DB

Aw now why do you have to go and poke fun at the ENTIRE PORN INDUSTRY.
http://www.inflatable-bed.org Inflatable Bed

skin cancer is preventable, just use sunblock and also take lots of anti-oxidants’;:
DamnYankee

Yeah! So on the outside, some of these females (unworthy of being called ladies,) are attractive (I hate the term “hot”;) but remember…You are the company you keep. Maybe the napkin between the legs, created an esteem issue.
DamnYankee

By the way…Did you notice that these are all Americans? One of many reasons I moved to Japan; where this sort of behavior from either males or females, is rare. So much for American pride. What’s seen here is the epitome of arrogance.
meme

more like douchebag girls with douchebag guys
George1

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Think about it, it’s not normal how a lot of them act, it’s not normal human behavior! and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
Every single Asian alive is hiding their mind reading abilities, they don’t want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will always deny that they can read minds, they will lie about having mind reading abilities forever!!!!
Because they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
That’s why nobody knows about it!

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
It still happens despite a large percentage of Asians having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen a lot more if none of them had completely expressionless faces all the time, it’s still not uncommon!

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!!

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